Want to live out your fantasies? Well with Bad Dragon you can to a point with their fantasy dildos. I was excited to get Kelvin The Ice Dragon for review. There are so many dildos to chose from so it was hard to decide what I wanted.
Kelvin can be used by both the ladies and the gentlemen as he is anal safe due to his flared base. So if you want to use Kelvin anally you an do so safely. Kelvin would love to dive deep into your vagina or your bum, just make sure not to swap from one orifice to the next without cleaning him or placing a condom over him. Kelvin could also be easily harnessed since he has a flared base.
I would say that Kelvin The Ice Dragon is far from your traditional dildo but he is just that no bells or whistles just humps and bumps.
Depending on the size you get will depend on if you are getting Kelvin on a beginner level or not. Kelvin ranges from small to extra large; which is good if you aren't a size queen but even the smallest option still might be an obstacle for some to overcome. If you are a size queen there is a Kelvin for you as well.
For my review I chose Kelvin Large with Firm Silicone an I have to tell you that he is a queen size toy which my vagina is not queen size.
So let's look at the specs on Kelvin Large:
Head Diameter-2 inches
Shaft Diameter-1.8 inches
Knot Diameter-2.80 inches
Usable Length-7.5 inches
Total Length-9 inches
The color of Kelvin vary as you can get him in toy exclusive colors, standard colors or custom colored from marbled to custom fade. My Kelvin is a custom fade and the colors were chosen by me.
Read on to learn more about the Kelvin Large......
Bad Dragon makes all of their dildos, penetrables, were-ables and packers are all made out of silicone. Silicone is one of the best materials on the market when it comes to sex toys. Silicone is phthalates free, latex free, hypoallergenic, nonporous and can be sterilized!! You can learn more about sterilizing Kelvin below in my Care Section. This is what I look for when it comes to toys. Silicone can sometimes feel draggy an that is true with Kelvin so a decent amount of water based lubricant will be needed. Bad Dragon has different firmness levels to choose from when you order your toy. I got Kelvin in firm, even being firm he is still plush and has some give to him.
Kelvin for the most part is smooth aside from the ridges going down the back of him.
Design & Function
Kelvin has many different options depending on what you want you can add a cumtube if you you wanted to so that Kelvin could "cum" in you when you are cumming or you can get a suction cup base. The choice is yours, Kelvin cannot support both the cumtube and the suction cup so you have to choose one or the other. I personally chose my Kelvin with a suction cup base; even though I rarely ever use the suction cup feature but it can make shower time fun when used in the shower. You can also suction cup Kelvin to your floor as long as it isn't carpet. I would say for the most part that the suction cup does have a great and gets a firm grip. There are times where if all the air from underneath isn't pushed all the way out, I am able to suction it to my desk and pull on it with a lot of force without it coming undone. To remove your Kelvin from the surface you have him stuck to, simply lift him up from around the bottom of the base. Lifting around the bottom of the base releases the suction allowing for easy removal.
You can see that Kelvin has a decent curve this curve in the shaft is going to be wonderful for the ladies. The curve going to provide amazing G-Spot stimulation especially, with the flat part of the head resting and rubbing again it. Men, you will enjoy a majorly wonderful P-Spot stimulation for the same reason the ladies are going to love the G-Spot stimulation.
When using Kelvin ladies, you may experience some anal stimulation even though you are using him vaginally. As Kelvin can be girthy and the wall between the vagina and the anus are thin the ridges can easily provide stimulation in the anus without even being penetrated.
Kelvin's design is unique compared to other toys I have owned or still own. The tip isn't bulbous but is pointed which helps with easier insertion so you aren't left struggling to get Kelvin in. Almost immediately you will run into his ridges which will provide you with wonderful stimulation. From the measurements in the Overview and from these pictures you can see that Kelvin starts out thick and then slims down a bit before you hit the big knot towards the base.
The other sizes that you can get Kelvin have smaller or larger measurements so you can choose the size you need or desire. If you are a size queen the Large or Extra Large is what I would recommend, intermediate I would say Medium if you are a beginner go with Small.
Packaging
Bad Dragon packaging isn't state of the art nor is it usually a great storage option. My first ever Bad Dragon toy came in a plain non resealable bag. Kelvin arrived in this resealable bad that is clear on one side and black with the Bad Dragon logo on the back of it. While the bag is resealable it won't last long as a storage method as the more you open and close the bag the less sticky the adhesive strip will be. You can purchase a toy pouch or make one of your own to store him in. If you don't want an actual storage pouch you could easily put Kelvin in a gallon size Ziploc bag an he would be just fine. If you decide to toss out the bag that your creature creation comes in, toss it in the recycling bin since it is made of plastic.
Care & Storage
Caring for Kelvin is going to be pretty simple for the most part. You will of course want to clean him properly BEFORE and AFTER each an every use. If you are planning to share your Kelvin between yourself and your partner or between your own orifices you will want to make sure that you clean Kelvin before entering a new orifice. Cleaning in between partners or orifices helps with keeping the transfer of bacteria at bay.
Below you will find a list of ways to clean your Kelvin some will be ways to sterilize him and other ways will NOT sterilize him.
The ways to sterilize Kelvin will be marked with a () the ways to just clean him up will be marked with a ()
Antibacterial Toy Cleaner
There are a few out on the market so the choice is yours on which you choose to use. A few I like are Doc Johnson's Antibacterial Spray which smells amazing and CalExotics Universal Toy Cleaner which has no smell. Antibacterial Sprays are easy an simple to use you will simply want to spray down Kelvin an allow the spray to sit on him for a minute before wiping him clean. The back of the Doc Johnson cleaner said you can spray and let air dry but I wouldn't do that without wiping him down first. There are other cleaners that are gels that you will have to wash off in the sink as they act like an actual soap.
Toy Wipes or Baby Wipes
My preferred method is the toy sprays but some prefer toy wipes like these or baby wipes. I have tons of these wipes because I got them free with orders I use to make on the site. If wipes are handy I usually use them as a "preclean" method before using my toy cleaner sprays.
Antibacterial Soap & Hot Water
Of course this would require you to get up an take Kelvin to the sink to clean him up. Using an antibacterial soap you will want to lather him up and clean him thoroughly. Make sure to rinse thoroughly before use or storage.
The following ways will allow you to sterilize your Kelvin:
Boiling
You can toss Kelvin in a boiling pot of water on the stove make sure he doesn't rest on the bottom of the pan though. I boil my silicone dildos for about 5-10 minutes depends on how many I have in the pot. Boiling Kelvin will sterilize him which is great especially if you are sharing him.
Top Rack Of Dishwasher
Yes, you read that right.... Don't want to stand there an watch Kelvin boil throw him in the top rack of your dishwasher without dishes or dish soap. Put it on the sterilize cycle or run a regular cycle an allow to dry. Just make sure you are doing dildo sterilizing while the kids are at school or your family or friends aren't over to open the dishwasher to find it full of cocks
10% Bleach 90% Water Solution
If you don't want to stand an watch a pot of boiling water or can't risk someone finding your dishwasher full of cocks you can easily soak Kelvin in a bleach bath. You can soak him for 5-10 minutes making sure that you rinse thoroughly before use or storage.
Storing Kelvin can be as simple as putting him in a Ziploc bag or a toy storage bag.
Since Kelvin is made out of silicone it is recommended that you use a water based lubricant only. If you must use a silicone, hybrid or oil based lubricant do a spot test on a part of Kelvin that will not be coming in contact with the body. If there is any reaction in the material you will not want to use that lubricant and will want to choose a good water based lubricant.
My Experience
This one is going to be a dozy, I have to say that Kelvin Large is by far bigger than my vagina had hoped he would be. So far I can only get the head of Kelvin inserted barely anything past that is a no go. I am not a size queen as much as I want to feel my vagina stretch it just isn't happening. There shouldn't be pain when it comes to sex or masturbation. Even with an ample amount of water based lubricant getting past the head was painful to say they least. I have even tried using different size toys to work my way up to being able to take Kelvin with very little success. I can tell you though even if I could barely get the head in the possible anal stimulation I mentioned earlier happened for me. Thank you Toy Gods that I was alone because even though I couldn't fully thrust nor get much of Kelvin in air was definitely pushed out both my vagina and my anus.
EMBARRASSING
I know big thing in tight places can cause air to be pushed in just as it can push air out. I just hate the sound an hate it even more when my partner is around, luckily for me he doesn't know I have this big honking cock.
I will NOT give up on conquering the Kelvin Large!! I think it would have went a little easier if I would have gotten him in medium firmness instead of firm. My first Bad Dragon was Winstons Tail an I got him in medium firmness an he was too squishy but he was also a smaller dildo.
Overall though Kelvin is well built and I love the way the custom fade came out. The first Bad Dragon I got I did a custom marble but, I had seen so many custom fades running around the interwebs. Custom fades can be very pretty and I think mine turned out perfect an I believe I will be doing more custom fades. The suction cup base has a very strong hold if you push all of the air out from underneath.
Even though Kelvin Large is by far too big for me I can't fault him on that so with that said he does still get the 5/5 starts.
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